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ononorthey (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
I love ya CK. But in this particular case, your fans appear to be even funnier. DanHipp and adamzez seem to be debating the logistics of chimp-rape... quite heatedly.man. that's what makes the internet great. Access to people like this without having to risk coming in contact.
adamzez (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
MmmmIf you turn the mute button on while watching ChewedUp on Showtime. The captions spell it "penasias".
electromikey (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Mmmn per-nay-sias...
adamzez (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
suck a bag of penasias.
adamzez (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Well I was talking about a chimp in general. Not an adult chimp. I was the one who braught up the topic. So I can say the smallest chimp. Just as you can say the biggest chimp. Though human beings aren't known for strength, we are just known for our intelligence. Which can dominate any other species. So if it was all vs all. The human would win. But I would very much like to see a big ass human fight a big ass chimp fight 1 on 1 melee combat.
DanHipp (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Well if you change it to baby chimp, then obviously the human wins. But any normal, adult chimp would destroy any human in unarmed combat. They are super athletes, they are enormously strong, and they have big canines. I work with monkeys, which are smaller, but even a large adult male rhesus macaque would fuck up any human. Their athleticism is just on another level.
adamzez (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
An incredibly buff human being would lose against a baby chimp? You're right, that wouldn't be a close fight. The human would obviously win. And if you think otherwise, you're a complete idiot. Something tells me you think otherwise...
DanHipp (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Yep, check your facts. The fight wouldn't be close.
adamzez (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Oh, you only put one word, saying "wrong" and left, so you must be correct, and not a complete dumbass.
DanHipp (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
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