David Frizzell - I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home

DAVID FRIZZELL - THE FAMILY'S FINE, BUT THIS ONE'S ALL MINE! (1982)A1. Lost My Baby Blues2. As Soon As A Waltz Ain't 3/4 Time3. I'M GONNA HIRE A WINO TO DECORATE OUR HOME4. Maybe There's Love After You, After All5. Lone Star LonesomeB1. I Wish That I Could Hurt That Way Again2. She's Up To All Her Old Tricks Again3. Sweet Sweet Sin4. Single And Alone5. Let's Have A PartyI'M GONNA HIRE A WINO TO DECORATE OUR HOME(DeWayne Blackwell)I came crawling home last night like many nights beforeFinally made it to my feet as she opened up the doorAnd she said: "You're not gonna do this anymore"CHORUS:She said: "I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our homeSo you'll feel more at ease here and you won't need to roamWe'll take out the dining room table and put a bar along that wallAnd a neon sign will point the way to our bathroom down the hall"She said: "Just bring those Friday paychecks and I'll cash them all right hereAnd I'll keep on tap for all your friends their favorite kind of beerAnd for you I'll always keep in stock those soft aluminum cansAnd when you're feeling macho you can crush them like a man"She said: "We'll rip out all the carpet and put sawdust on the floorServe hard boiled eggs and pretzels and I won't cook no moreThere'll be Monday night football on TV above the barAnd a pay phone in the hallway when your friends can't find their car"CHORUSShe said: "You'll get friendly service and for added atmosphereI'll slip on something sexy and I'll cut it clear to hereThen you can slap my bottom every time you tell a jokeJust as long as you keep tipping, well, I'll laugh until you're broke"She said: "Instead of the family quarrel we will have the bar-room brawlWhen the Hamm's bear says it's closing time you won't have far to crawlAnd when you run out of money you'll have me to thankYou can sleep it off next morning while I'm putting it in the bank"She said: "I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our homeSo you'll feel more at ease here and you won't need to roamThen when you and your friends get off from work and you have a powerful thirstWell, there won't be any reason why you can't stop off here first"CHORUS

Channel: Music
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
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