The Drugs Song - Amateur Transplants
Drs Adam Kay and Suman Biswas (aka the Amateur Transplants) have created a parody of Tom Lehrer's comic song "The Elements" changing the lyrics to drugs instead. "The Elements" is in turn a parody of Gilbert & Sullivan's "I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General" from "The Pirates of Penzance", so this song has had quite some going over! Anyway, The Drugs Song has no official video so here's my attempt to bring this brilliant song into the visual medium! Enjoy!If you enjoy this you may also like my videos for "Finals Countdown" and "A Letter To The Patient's GP Please, Angela".P.S. Yes, I know Lithium is said twice; yes, I know some of these are synonyms; yes, I misspelled Pethidine. I should know better - I've seen it! I would also like to point out I do not condone the use of recreational drugs. Please do not post comments saying how wonderful speed, etc. is. It's not; it ruins lives. ANY COMMENTS CONDONING THE USE OF RECREATIONAL DRUGS WILL BE DELETED.Want to learn this song? The lyrics are below! Adam and Suman have too much free time for doctors...There's aspirin, adrenaline and also aminophylline, Amphetamine, adenosine, augmentin and rifampicin, Amoxicillin, penicillin, heparin and warfarin, And oestrogen, progestagen and Canesten and chloroquine.There's bendroflumethiazide and also cyclophosphamide, And metoclopramide, acetazolamide, tropicamide Loperamide, amiloride and cyclizine and frusemide, And if you're up the duff then you'd best avoid thalidomide.There's lithium, fluoxetine and also amitriptyline, Paroxetine, digoxin, GTN and azathioprine, Miconazole, atenolol and also chloramphenicol, And if you want to overdose, there's always paracetamol.There's Night Nurse and there's phenytoin, Zirtek and diazepam And lithium, temazepam, midazolam, clonazepam, Testosterone, aldosterone, and Valium and insulin, And lignocaine and Piriton and Ventolin and Ritalin.There's cefuroxime, cefotaxime, cefalexin, cephedrine, And metronidazole and ketoconazole, trimethoprim, Erythromycin, gentamicin, macrolides, nifedipine, And Actifed and Sudafed and Calpol with no sugar in.There's phenelzine and hyoscine, ranitidine, cimetidine, Potassium and calcium and ev'ry kind of vitamin, And pethidine and methadone and speed, cocaine and heroin, And cannabis and Prozac, morphine, alcohol and nicotine.You must remember all these drugs, the names of which you've learned from me, Or fuck 'em all and get a job in orthopaedic surgery.
Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: May 29, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Author: thebuttonmushroom
Length: 01:46
Rating: 4.81
Views: 1072322
Tags: adam amateur biswas drug drugs elements fitness gilbert kay lehrer parody practice song sullivan suman tom transplants
Video Comments
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amccall999 (October 10, 2008 at 10:19 pm)
err...he's a doctor - it's his job to know them all
tomropr (October 10, 2008 at 7:57 pm)
how can he remember all those words of drugs?????? must have practised it like 100 times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thebuttonmushroom (October 10, 2008 at 6:41 pm)
HAHAHA! I shall go moan to Naomi Hunter right now.
gregbaby11 (October 10, 2008 at 4:41 pm)
they forgot FOXDIE!
HyperVoldo (October 10, 2008 at 4:30 pm)
Hah this is a spoof of the elements song, i watched that in science and its utter crap.
thebuttonmushroom (October 9, 2008 at 10:33 am)
More coming very soon indeed. Please subscribe!! :P
artemisiacc (October 8, 2008 at 9:57 pm)
Haha I love it :) And it's furosemide!
TimourAzhari (October 8, 2008 at 9:31 pm)
Amature transplants rule , great sow i want more!!!!!
samharrison14 (October 8, 2008 at 7:16 pm)
quick pepepepepepepepepepe
amyamyclara (October 8, 2008 at 6:51 pm)
OMG, im using that in my drugs presentation in science, but you didn't say CRYSTAL METH! lol :) |
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