3.14 Apple Pi

http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnh... Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"the opening joke is based off of a jim gaffigan joke (i apologize i meant to acredit him) thank you for you criticism. once again i apologize, EVERYTHING else is originallyrics below"beat" and lyrics by bo burnhamYo i dont got bros, dont hang on the streetsi dont beat my hos, i only beat my meat.Dont womanize cause you no its truethat when you look in thier eyes you see thier people tooMother effin suffrage!You know im a gangsta, you know i do coke,but i had to go to diet, cause it burnt my throat.Ive been doin drive-bys all of my life, cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.3.14 apple pi, i whip, clean it off, and stick it in her eye.and by "it" i mean contact lense3.14 apple pi,I got rhymes and flows that make hitler cry.George bush wont he jsut yell and rantbut hes a presiDONT who ameriCANTI spit gangsta hymns, cause i'm a gangsta straight,I think of 20 inch rims when i masterbate.We're gonna be late, theres no time to waste,cause the girls that i date, have a particular taste.the taste of my weiner! (snap)3.14 apple pi why was i born white no one quite knows why,Gansgsta sell their rocks, ive got a collectionYou couldnt get a rise out of a yeast infection.I'm a lyrical heretic, but i'll make you laughhit with you rhetoric, then i'll cut you in half.dont need to be a clown, i dont need to be nice,How bout you sit down, and i serve you slice...of my 3.14 apple pi my voice is so smokey itll make you high...Heres a confession its all about me,Heres my impression of a broken jet ski.Here come the puns.All yo little thugs wanna mess me with me?know that ive been doin drugs since the age of 3.I took my ceral, stabbed it open with a knife.Snorted that shit and i got high on Life.A guy asked me for change, saying my mind was too dense.I said you wont make cents if you dont make sense.big finale...you know i flow and show it, you know that bo know it,Youre lawn i'll mow it and grow it cause he's a sho' poet.Yo my rims be spinning i winning, like adam i be sinning.Potato skinnnin and knittin and separate those linens.And in my eyes you see flies, and though you people triesJust to disguise all your lies, but baby i be wise.you know i did it and shit it you brothers couldnt hit it,Then you try to ride it, too late! i already spit it.apple picopyright boburnham

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: boburnham

Length: 03:57
Rating: 4.88
Views: 2720704

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